Dear cicadas, please sing out loud for my return, I won't complain anymore!
17 Jun 2017, 2:07 p.m.# Works
Never half-ass your work...
...always use your full ass!
4 Jun 2017, 7:07 p.m.# Works
Onion in the hole!
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
21 May 2017, 10:03 p.m.# Works
Rawr! Let your imagination roar
Logic can take you from A to B but imagination can take you anywhere.
15 May 2017, 10:40 p.m.# Works
...and finally, a bit of fairy dust
Frieda Kahlo meets Salt Bae, the Turkish internet sensation
7 May 2017, 8:26 p.m.# Works
"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way!"
23 Apr 2017, 12:47 p.m.# Works
Sunny side up
Is it an egg, or the sun shining through the clouds on a sunny day? Does it even matter?
17 Apr 2017, 2:17 p.m.# Works
I am outstanding
I am going to stand outside, so if any one asks: I am outstanding!
10 Apr 2017, 8:06 p.m.# +Living
Taiwanese style pickled kohrabi
Soul food, all natural, easy to make at home, perfect breakfast.
4 Apr 2017, 3:14 p.m.# Works
DON'T GROW UP, IT'S A TRAP!
The KFC grandpa is throwing a birthday party for his favorite chick. (Run, chick, run!)